Expand your boundaries

March 16th, 2010

Male StaminaThe end of the open range era in the old West started by the invention and development of barbed wire fencing, brought rapid and decisive changes to the business of ranching. Ushered in was a monumental change in the lifestyle and culture of those who lived on the vast Texas prairies. Before fencing, homesteaders would arrive almost daily with new herds of cattle, grazing on lands already designated by earlier settlers – but with no fencing to delineate boundaries, it was impossible to prevent the chaos of too much livestock in one place.

After some initial fence cutter wars, with the development of barbed wire fencing, all that changed in just a few short years.  Fencing came up along the boundaries of massive ranches all across the entire Texas Panhandle.

It was a job of sheer endurance; driving stakes and fixing wire for mile after hot and dusty mile of endless prairieland. Real backbreaking work, but barbed wire, pioneered by Joseph F. Glidden, was a major contributor to how the West was won.

In the spirit of the ranchers and fencers of the old West, the Male Massager takes its place as a product of triumph over adversity. It’s the world’s first fully automatic sex stamina building machine.

Relax, you won’t find any barbed wire here. Just slip your manhood into the silky smooth silicone sleeve and you don’t have to do anything more arduous than sit back and relax as the silver beads work your manhood and bring you to the very boundaries of sexual endurance. With the same rugged determination as the homesteaders, you can build your sex stamina, and keep your urge to climax fenced in, even under intense stimulation. When you transfer these new found skills to the bedroom you’ll be performing like a Hereford bull.

If you’ve been wishing to expand your boundaries and become a longer lasting, hard driving lover, check out www.malemassager.com.

Pulp friction

December 16th, 2009

It’s late evening and you walk into your bedroom. Your wife is there tucked up in bed and she’s reading a book. Actually to call it a book is an insult to the medium, it’s a trashy piece of pulp fiction. She’s not saying anything, she’s not even looking at you. Where once there was a frisson of excitement as you approached the bed, now there is the casual boredom of a doctor’s waiting room where reading a book or a magazine, no matter how dull, is preferable to engaging in conversation with the person next to you.  Only this person next to you happens to be your wife.

Undaunted, you slip into the cool of the bed and risk a touch of her thigh, even sliding your hand under it and stroking gently.

“Don’t” she says. “What?” you say, acting innocent, but knowing full well. She doesn’t even answer. Sex is so off the menu it doesn’t even require a response. You want to rip the book from her hands and make passionate love but therein lies the problem. The more she plays the impregnable fortress the more likely you are to get over anxious and spill the goods too early. The more that happens, the more the tumbleweeds tumble across what was you love life.

You need an emergency repair kit, and you need it fast. The Male Massager can help you correct the frustrating, marriage destroying trauma of climaxing quicker than the cheap consolation novella’s she loves to read. The Male Massager is the world’s first fully automatic male stamina building machine, designed to help you steadily, enjoyably build resistance to the intense levels of lovemaking that you have almost forgotten exist.

With regular use you will learn to hold back, even under intense stimulation, as the machine works its intoxicating magic up and down the full length of your manhood. This new found male stamina will give you the power and restraint to turn you from a passenger in bed to a real player. Keep your practice sessions under wraps until you’re delaying the end better than the final chapter, then rip the book from her hands and give her a real bodice ripping, page turning performance.

We can’t guarantee you’ll live happily ever after, but at least your lovemaking is assured of a happy ending.

Sound off like you’ve got a pair

December 15th, 2009

Male StaminaA funny thing happened on my way to the bedroom. I just stopped caring. You see Jessica was the bitch from hell that all mothers warn you about. She could reduce the starch in your manhood to ten minute boiled spaghetti with just one withering glance.

With Jessica I just had no male stamina. I was too worried with performance nerves, and before I climaxed she had a charming way of saying ‘eugh, pleeeeeze, go to the bathroom before you drop your filthy man yogurt all over the mattress.’

Many was the time  I told her that sperm was the greatest gift a man could bestow upon a woman, packed with nutrients, and proteins, not to mention millions of tiny opportunities for a new human life. But she wasn’t buying it. She’d just skewer me with a gaze that would freeze the hot tub in mid-summer and tell me to forget it.

If I told her she was being bitchy she would impale me with an icicle stare and say “You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.”

If I didn’t love her so much I would hate her. All my friends told me she was bad news, but love is both steadfastly deaf and blind until something inside wakes you up. We had just returned home from dinner; an expensive dinner, because that was the only type she knew. When she had finished telling me how that restaurant we had just visited was the one in which Pete Ledbitter had proposed to her last year, and how he had given her an engagement ring which she took pleasure in just dropping into her cappuccino, I suddenly stopped caring. This woman was an all the way irredeemable she-devil.

I went to the bedroom and shut the door. I fully intended to go to sleep – she could sort her own way home. After ten minutes she burst through the door and inquired cattily about transport home. I gave it to her with all 6 cylinders in overdrive and suddenly, before my eyes, the ice queen melted and she was all over me trying to apologize. Sometimes you’ve just got to sound off like you’ve got a pair. More for the heck of it than anything else, I made love to her, and I warned if she used the ‘man yogurt’ line she was walking. Well not only did I last the course, but she was submissive and warm and yielding in a way I had never known before.

I dropped her off that night and kind of accidentally on purpose forgot to call her all week. After the sixth successive night of no contact she called me in tears, “You’re such a bastard” she said “I’ve been waiting by the phone all week…where have you been?”

“Why Jessica,” I replied “You call me a bastard like it’s a bad thing!”

She got the message , there’s no more perma-frost, and things have heated up in the bedroom quite beautifully.

The Four Essentials for Male Stamina

December 15th, 2009

Good male sex stamina is the passion and desire for sex and the ability to prolong the activity. It doesn’t happen by magic, like all stamina it has to be worked at hard and regularly. Poor sexual stamina and decreased libido in a man are signs that your system may not firing on all cylinders. Here are some easy to follow diet and exercise, herbal and essential oil remedies that can help you to revive a flagging male libido, build them into your lifestyle and start to build real sex stamina.

Diet

A diet rich in protein and low in carbohydrate will increase your sexual desire and your sexual stamina. Great food groups for sex stamina include red meats, nuts, dairy including eggs, fruits such as avocado pears, nuts such as brazil nuts, almonds and walnuts.

Exercise

Research has shown that regular exercise increases the desire to have sex. Try to find an exercise (other than sex) that you enjoy and can maintain regularly, be it swimming, walking, or regular gym visits. Or take up a social sport such as badminton or volleyball. Good general stamina will also build sex stamina.

Herbal Enhancers

Horny goat weed – this “weed” is very potent in increasing sexual desire

Maca –this herb  increases the libido significantly.

Tribulus Terrestris – used for centuries by Chinese and Indian native doctors. It’s excellent for enhancing sexual desire and is known to increase sex stamina levels.

Muira Puama – a Brazilian tree known for its potent aphrodisiac powers; it is also known as “potency wood.”

Tongkat Ali – also known as the “Asian Viagra,” Tongkat Ali naturally increases the male libido, stamina, energy and improves erectile function.

Essential Oil Enhancers

There are different essential oils that can stimulate sexual desire and passion, which in turn enhances the libido.

Ylang Ylang – this essential oil is known for energizing the body and stimulating the sexual passion.

Jasmine – this oil is known for its powerful sexual stimulating powers.